Brian Ragle: Blogging from IRC

A user on IRC, going by the nickname of "poutine", made a very interesting spectacle of himself this evening. Here are some selected comments:

poutine: WarriorVisions, homosexuality is against christianity
[7:09pm] WayWay2Far: love the sinner hate the sin
[7:09pm] poutine: those people acted in good faith
[7:09pm] WarriorVisions: poutine: not according to some christians
[7:09pm] • Mabus rolls eyes
[7:10pm] WayWay2Far: u cant condone it though
[7:10pm] Mabus: is poutine still railing on?
[7:10pm] poutine: WarriorVisions, well they aren't christian if they don't read the bible

And:

poutine: Czolgosz, then they aren't christians
[7:15pm] poutine: and they *will* burn in hell
[7:15pm] WarriorVisions: poutine: so you say
[7:15pm] glk2: Who can show any gods are real?
[7:15pm] poutine: so the book says
[7:15pm] Czolgosz: poutine: Judge not.
[7:16pm] WarriorVisions: poutine: so?
[7:16pm] poutine: Czolgosz, God made the judgement not me, I'm just repeating his word
[7:16pm] Czolgosz: they love christ. They are Christians. We are all sinners.
[7:16pm] Czolgosz: poutine: You're interpreting His Word.
[7:16pm] poutine: no, they have committed the ultimate sin
[7:16pm] poutine: they are going to hell

Hear that, folks? "poutine" is speaking from the Bible as a True© Christian. Now, let's see what happens when he goes to private messaging me:

WarriorVisions: http://static.flickr.com/139/320025600_bb013366f8_o.jpg
[7:52pm] poutine: is that an apple keyboard?
[7:52pm] WarriorVisions: naturally
[7:52pm] poutine: faggot
[7:52pm] WarriorVisions: lol...you wish
[7:52pm] poutine: look at how dirty it is
[7:53pm] WarriorVisions: so?
[7:53pm] poutine: cheap fucking wedding ring too
[7:53pm] WarriorVisions: not really
[7:53pm] WarriorVisions: wow, you really ARE a little bitch, aren't you?
[7:54pm] poutine: your finger is fucking nasty too, look at the end, why is it so deformed?
[7:54pm] WarriorVisions: because it's pointing at you
[7:54pm] poutine: what is that white part next to the fingernail
[7:54pm] poutine: is that from you chewing your fingers?
[7:55pm] WarriorVisions: glare you dumb shit
[7:55pm] WarriorVisions: lol
[7:55pm] WarriorVisions: oh, i just can't WAIT to post this convo online
[7:55pm] poutine: why is the other side of the nail so jagged?
[7:55pm] WarriorVisions: it isn't...you are simply blind
[7:56pm] WarriorVisions: got any more words of wisdom to share with the world?
[7:56pm] poutine: yeah, why do you have the mensa letter covered up?
[7:56pm] WarriorVisions: that's your picture...want to see the close-up?
[7:57pm] WarriorVisions: http://static.flickr.com/137/320024622_e1cb225b09_o.jpg
[7:57pm] WarriorVisions: you got the bitch picture..that's the main one
[7:59pm] poutine: you have nasty faggot fingers
[7:59pm] WarriorVisions: how would know what those look like?
[7:59pm] poutine: I cut them off
[7:59pm] poutine: I keep them in tupperware bins
[7:59pm] WarriorVisions: ah, trophies?
[8:00pm] poutine: trophies? you're one sick fuck
[8:00pm] WarriorVisions: hey, you are the one talking about taking bits of your conquests and keeping them in bins
[8:01pm] poutine: you're crazy
[8:01pm] WarriorVisions: yet, you are the one saying you cut off fingers and keep them
[8:01pm] WarriorVisions: those are some pretty heavy admissions you are making to the world
[8:02pm] poutine: okay you caught me
[8:02pm] WarriorVisions: no, you caught yourself
[8:03pm] WarriorVisions: ignore list? you already said that
[8:03pm] poutine: damn
[8:03pm] poutine: I realize that now
[8:03pm] WarriorVisions: lol
[8:03pm] poutine: but it's okay
[8:03pm] WarriorVisions: how so?
[8:04pm] poutine: perhaps it had a timed unignore
[8:04pm] WarriorVisions: you think you are fooling anyone in the channel?
[8:04pm] poutine: I am not trying to fool anyone
[8:04pm] WarriorVisions: sure you are
[8:04pm] poutine: I merely point the lost to the truth
[8:04pm] WarriorVisions: and you are qualified to do so, eh?
[8:04pm] poutine: I am a minister
[8:04pm] WarriorVisions: lol...right
[8:05pm] WarriorVisions: prove it, big boy
[8:05pm] poutine: what's so funny?
[8:05pm] poutine: prove what?
[8:05pm] poutine: what do you expect me to show you?
[8:05pm] WarriorVisions: that you are a minister
[8:05pm] WarriorVisions: how about a pic of your degree, stationary, or business card?
[8:06pm] poutine: I don't have a scanner
[8:06pm] poutine: we do have a website, but what would that prove
[8:06pm] WarriorVisions: you don't have a webcam or digital cam?
[8:06pm] poutine: only at the church
[8:06pm] WarriorVisions: ok, so what's the URL?
[8:07pm] poutine: What does that prove?
[8:07pm] poutine: It could be any url I picked out
[8:07pm] WarriorVisions: are you the one who updates the page?
[8:07pm] poutine: I'd be giving up my name though
[8:07pm] poutine: yes
[8:07pm] WarriorVisions: ok, so make a temporary update that proves you are who you say you are
[8:07pm] WarriorVisions: post something like "Hey WarriorVisions" on it
[8:07pm] poutine: how do you expect me to do that from here?
[8:08pm] WarriorVisions: why couldn't you? it's a simple matter of logging into the site
[8:08pm] poutine: and how exactly do you log in to a website with no services running except a webserver
[8:08pm] WarriorVisions: FTP
[8:08pm] poutine: no services would mean no sftp, and definitely no insecure FTP
[8:09pm] WarriorVisions: so, then you must be pretty safe from having to back your claims
[8:09pm] poutine: Yes
[8:09pm] WarriorVisions: i went to the trouble of proving mine and yet you can't be troubled to do the same
[8:09pm] poutine: it's running on a windows 2000 machine
[8:09pm] WarriorVisions: interesting
[8:10pm] WarriorVisions: little pansy boys like you never stand up when push comes to shove
[8:10pm] WarriorVisions: they talk a big talk, but then run and sulk
[8:13pm] WarriorVisions: so, you do realize i will be posting this conversation online, right?
[8:13pm] poutine: yes, I realized that quite some time ago
[8:13pm] poutine: but I'm not worried
[8:13pm] WarriorVisions: ok...good, just wanted to make sure
[8:15pm] WarriorVisions: in the future, i suggest a proxy server
[8:15pm] WarriorVisions: 65.189.184.241
[8:15pm] poutine: why would I want to use a proxy?
[8:15pm] poutine: going to packet me?
[8:16pm] WarriorVisions: nope....but others might
[8:16pm] poutine: well, whatever
[8:16pm] WarriorVisions: ok
[8:21pm] poutine: nobody has packeted me yet
[8:21pm] poutine: I doubt it's really as effective as you're making it sound
[8:21pm] WarriorVisions: i didn't say that was the aim or the goal
[8:21pm] WarriorVisions: besides, i am still posting the blog
[8:22pm] poutine: lol
[8:22pm] WarriorVisions: i had to organize screen shots, make sure your identifying info showed up correctly, upload photos, that sort of thing
[8:22pm] poutine: do you have many blog readers?
[8:22pm] WarriorVisions: about 12, 000 hits per month prior to switching over to my current platform
[8:22pm] poutine: good luck with that
[8:22pm] WarriorVisions: and, my most recent article appeared in Skeptic magazine this month so there are sure to be an uptick in the users
[8:23pm] poutine: and these skeptics wouldn't be skeptical of something so easily faked as an IRC log?
[8:23pm] WarriorVisions: faked?
[8:23pm] WarriorVisions: scr
eenshots are faked?
[8:24pm] WarriorVisions: ip addresses are faked?
[8:24pm] WarriorVisions: lol
[8:24pm] poutine: yes
[8:24pm] WarriorVisions: you think i don't cover my own ass?
[8:24pm] WarriorVisions: your identifying info has been updated in real time with every post and appears in the screenshots right alongside your statements
[8:25pm] poutine: rofl

Not content to merely act a troll and then a hypocrite, "poutine" then beckons one of his little friends into the fray:

Brock_Samson: Hi, Brian.
[8:42pm] WarriorVisions: hello
[8:43pm] Brock_Samson: I think you're a dick. That's all I have to say to you.
[8:43pm] WarriorVisions: oh, that's nice
[8:43pm] WarriorVisions: glad to see you also obey where another dick sends you

But "poutine" wasn't done yet:

WarriorVisions: so, any more words for the ages?
[9:06pm] poutine: yes
[9:06pm] poutine: I often dream of fucking waffle house waitresses, bending them over the skillet, and pounding their shit while smelling their tits boil and burn mixed in with bacon grease, every pound causing her to jiggle and rip off burnt flesh that is stuck to the grill with the blood spilling and instantly sizzling.
[9:07pm] WarriorVisions: yes, and you are a minister...thanks for proving to me why i am not of your ilk

The remainder of his rant is best seen only by clicking the screenshots below. Keep in mind, these are the rants of a deranged person: