Sailor and Priest

The sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor was not very good at it, and uttered a loud "Fuck! I missed!" each time he missed. The priest tolerated him for a few minutes and couldn't take it anymore.

"Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will punish you!"

It didn't make a difference, the sailor continued unabated. One after another, the sailor played badly, and followed up with "Fuck! I missed!"

Again, the priest said "Do not utter such profanities, or God will show you a sign!"

It didn't help, and the next stroke missed was followed by a loud "Fuck! I missed!"

Just then, a bolt of lightning dropped out of the sky and struck the priest dead.

A voice was heard in the clouds......."Fuck! I missed!"