An Early Christmas WTF

So, Thanksgiving has passed and I am doing my solemn and sacred duty as an American citizen by considering my shopping list for Christmas. My daughter likes "Dora the Explorer" and so I started perusing toys from that franchise. What I found is what has convinced me that my daughter will NOT be getting anything related to the Dora line, if I have anything to say about it. Consider this:
Boots is a co-hort of Dora and is apparently the star in his own line of adult pleasure toys. Dora has one too, but the site refuses to post a photo of it. That could possibly be from the negative attention paid to it elsewhere.

That's not the worst of is. My niece and nephew like Spongebob and it seems even HE is not immune to the blatant hedonism:


The attention has gotten so bad, as a matter of fact, Amazon has taken down the direct links to their advertisements of these products.


It's going to be a creepy Christmas.