Obama Peels Another Layer from Birthers

In a surprise move on Wednesday, President Obama and his legal team released the allegedly mythical "long form birth certificate" sought by so many who questioned his legitimacy as a citizen and who apparently were incapable of reading the first birth certificate he released back during his campaign for president.

Now all we need are the birth certificates of both his parents, the doctor, the nurses, and the janitor who cleaned up afterwards. Oh, and a Polaroid of the event.

 

Of course, this is years after Obama's camp released his "certificate of live birth", which so many birthers said was insufficient:

[caption id="attachment_1126" align="aligncenter" width="585" caption="Ha! Note the so-called "document" doesn't say Earth! Shenanigans!!"][/caption]