Pope Using an iPad

Pictures via Buzzfeed:

 

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I'm not actually sure how I feel about this.  On the one hand, it's great to see the iPad being such an easy and intuitive to use device that even child-molestor protecting, former Nazi youth senior citizens can use it.  On the other hand, do we really want powerful religious figures to have access to technology which makes it easier for them to spread the shackles of mysticism?

Srsly!

Tech Company Org Charts

Via:

 

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Is Michele Bachmann smarter than a 10th grader?

Via Buzzfeed:

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The winner of the debate would undoubtedly be Miss Myers and I can just imagine the judge scolding Rep. Bachmann thusly:

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Yeah, HE is the loony, right?

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The Christians are Still Here

*sigh*

Best post-rapture video yet:

 

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9KlMWzKj4s

Wanna see something gross?

So, playing with the cat and decided to peek through a hole in the corner of his little playhouse?  Yeah, bad idea.  Seems the little bastard is faster than I thought and deft too!  He got my left eye, just under the cornea, thankfully, but managed to knock out a contact lens and incapacitate me for several minutes.  Very painful!

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Birthers Behaving Badly

Via Buzzfeed, we get the following reactions from the birthers/teabaggers to yesterday's release of Obama's "long form" birth certificate.  As predicted, giving them precisely what they want doesn't satisfy them. Suffice it to say, the real crazy is yet to be seen.

Click on a thumbnail to see the whole image.  Keep in mind, these are real responses from real people.  Laugh or cry, these folks are out there and they are allowed to vote and own guns and drive cars on the roads.

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And for a humorous look at how birthers probably view the newly released document, here is something which might be considered real, given the above examples, if I didn't specifically state that it's a joke:

 

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Atheists Save the World

Rally Crowd Comparison

Jon Stewart made a joke alluding to the inevitable judgments made about rallies based on color and size.  Interesting comparison, then, of the last Beck rally and the Stewart rally:

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Here's a photo of a DC metro station during the rally:

Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear

Sitting on a train heading to the rally site now. Expect pictures and videos a little later today.

Star Trek Meets Palin

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w3y1tB41Es

The Seed of Religion

Heathen Vowels

Atheism

You need anything?

Let's Check the Totals

Government and Taxes

"Mom!!"

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The Golden Rule